ASP File_Get_Contents and File_Put_Contents

As I've become more of a PHP developer than an ASP developer, one thing I've noticed is that it is 10x easier to read/write text files with PHP. Simply use file_get_contents() and be done. ASP isn't so nice. But it can be done, so I'm creating those for simplicity here:

<%
Function File_Get_Contents(strFile)
	' Remote File
	If Left(strFile, 7) = "http://" Or Left(strFile, 8) = "https://" Then
		Set objXML = Server.CreateObject("Microsoft.XMLHTTP")
		' Use this line if above errors
		'Set objXML = Server.CreateObject("MSXML2.ServerXMLHTTP")
		objXML.Open "GET", strFile, False
		objXML.Send()
		File_Get_Contents = objXML.ResponseText()
		Set objXML = Nothing
	' Local File
	Else
		Set objFSO = Server.CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
		Set objFile = objFSO.OpenTextFile(strFile, 1)
		File_Get_Contents = objFile.ReadAll()
		Set objFile = Nothing
		Set objFSO = Nothing
	End If
End Function

Function File_Put_Contents(strFile, strContents, blnAppend)
	If blnAppend Then
		intMode = 8
	Else
		intMode = 2
	End If
	Set objFSO = Server.CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
	Set objFile = objFSO.OpenTextFile(strFile, intMode, True)
	objFile.Write(strContents)
	Set objFile = Nothing
	Set objFSO = Nothing
End Function
%>

Of course this file_get_contents doesn't support remote URLs, but it can easily be added.

EDIT: I just added remote URL support.